Some infinities are bigger than others

operator:

911, please hold.

me:

stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer:

ok

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Forget the video blog, I’m going into professional distance photography.

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I don’t like reindeer. They’re like regular dear, but more dangerous.

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Boy, I wish you hadn’t mummified me and thrown me into the lake.

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Posted on June 4, 2012 via John Green Out of Context with 32 notes

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Bald John Green keeps his cool, and HE SCORES!

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You’re not going to inherit your parents’ debt, but bald John Green certainly inherited his parents’ awesome finishing capabilities.

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I’m trying to do long balls more often.

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I feel the tongue of forgiveness on my cheek.

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That was like a thousand bergershnergs at once!

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Some infinities are bigger than others

Forget the video blog, I’m going into professional distance photography.

I don’t like reindeer. They’re like regular dear, but more dangerous.

Boy, I wish you hadn’t mummified me and thrown me into the lake.

Bald John Green keeps his cool, and HE SCORES!

You’re not going to inherit your parents’ debt, but bald John Green certainly inherited his parents’ awesome finishing capabilities.

I’m trying to do long balls more often.

I feel the tongue of forgiveness on my cheek.

That was like a thousand bergershnergs at once!